just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
