My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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