Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize