i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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