when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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