I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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