When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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