well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's just like the Real World with babies
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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