Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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