She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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