It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
