And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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