Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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