I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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