she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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