Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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