where does the pee come out of this thing
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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