Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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