i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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