Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You work out of a Hotel?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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