How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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