Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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