I wish my penis had an off switch
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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