dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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