There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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