Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I looked at my own cervix.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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