You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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