hotel room ftw
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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