Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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