OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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