I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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