you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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