Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
