There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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