Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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