apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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