there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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