I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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