I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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