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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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