can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
