Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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