pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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