? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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