I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
honey bunches of taint.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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