Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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