theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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