Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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