Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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