dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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