I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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