if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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