plz talk dirty to me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
