I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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