He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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