they need to just BURY HIM!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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