It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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