I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
