Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you never un-have a 4some
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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