Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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